What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrrple! (submitted by The Schweers)
What is green and can fly?
Super Pickle! (submitted by H.A.S.)
What is red, white and blue?
A sad candy cane! (submitted by Kayla)
What is red and green all over?
A sunburned, seasick tourist! (submitted by Gillian Varner)
What is black & white, black & white, and green?
Two skunks fighting over a pickle! (submitted by Kenny)
What is black & white & red all over?
An exploding zebra! (submitted by Stevie)
What is black & white & black & white & black & white?
A nun rolling down a hill! (submitted by Tonya)
What is black & white & red all over?
A skunk with diaper rash! (submitted by Sarah)
What is black & white & red all over?
Clifford dressed up as a zebra! (submitted by Arista)
What is black and white and as hard as a rock?
A dalmatian that fell in wet cement! (submitted by L12)
What is green & red all over?
A pickle holding its breath! (submitted by Annie)
What is black & white, black & white, black & white?
A penguin rolling down a hill! (submitted by Spanky)
What is black & white & "red" all over?
A zebra with a sunburn! (submitted by Cara M.)
What is black & white, black & white, and orange?
Two skunks fighting over a basketball! (submitted by Kenneth)
What goes in the water pink and comes out blue?
A swimmer on a cold day! (submitted by Alexa Viani)
What is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley! (submitted by Ryan)
What is green and has yellow wheels?
Grass...I lied about the wheels! (submitted by anonymous)
If everyone in the country drove a pink automobile, what would we be?
A pink carnation! (submitted by Butterfly)
What is black and white and red all over?
An embarassed nun! (submitted by Peewee)
What is black & white & "red" all over?
A Newspaper! (submitted by Bradley Dickey)
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