What goes zzub, zubb?
A bee flying backwards! (submitted by Aishah, AGE 7)
Why does the spider hog the computer?
Because it has its own web site! (submitted by karlyn)
Where does a spider look for new words?
In the Web-sters dictionary! (submitted by Kay)
What did the snake give to his girlfriend on their first date?
A good night hiss! (submitted by Christopher)
What did one firefly say to the other before he left?
Bye! I'm glowing now! (submitted by Natalie Pauze)
Why was the father centipede so upset?
All of the kids needed new shoes! (submitted by Mrs. Rutman @ Fishing Creek)
What do you call a mad flea?
A looney-tic! (submitted by Dylan)
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butter-fly! (submitted by Kerry, age 8)
What kind of bees fight?
Rumble Bees! (submitted by Gillian Varner)
What are a bee's favorite soap operas?
The Bold & The Bee-utiful & Days of our Hives! (submitted by Rekha Wadhwa)
Why was the bee's hair sticky?
Because he used a honey-comb! (submitted by gloriafan)
What do you call a homeless snail?
A Slug! (submitted by Xi from London)
Why did the snail paint an S on its car?
So people would say "Look at that S car go! (submitted by Ben)
What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs! (submitted by Sarah)
Where does a bee go to the bathroom?
The BP Station! (submitted by thUMPER)
If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would they put on their towels?
Hiss & Hearse! (submitted by Sarah)
Name six things smaller than an ants mouth?
Six of its teeth! (submitted by Mr. JoJo)
How do bees travel?
They take the Buzz! (submitted by Greg)
How do you make a snake cry?
Take away its rattle!
Why did the firefly get bad grades in school?
He wasn't very bright!
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
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