Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because every time it did everyone made a joke about it! (submitted by BUGSY)
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop! (submitted by Ethan Kelleher)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side! (submitted by Josh Brown)
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken! (submitted by Emma & Rod)
Why did the booger cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on! (submitted by Susan)
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate! (submitted by Philippa Lee)
Why did the fish cross the river?
To get to its school! (submitted by Kristina)
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! (submitted by Avocado & Banana)
Why did the road cross the chicken?
The chicken didn't move out of the pavers way! (submitted by Jimmy Gregory)
Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop! (submitted by Monkey & Haribo)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner! (submitted by Molly)
Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken! (submitted by Monica Reyes)
Why didn't the frog cross the road?
He got run over! (submitted by Amanda)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to see the new jokes about him on this joke page! (submitted by thewies)
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice! (submitted by Gino)
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because he wanted to eat the chicken! (submitted by Devan)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't ask me, ask the chicken! (submitted by Taylor T.)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no body to go with! (submitted by Samantha)
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to his Nay-borhood! (submitted by Anne - Bananie)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken! (submitted by cmf)
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop! (submitted by Geri Spice)
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist yet! (submitted by Sharky Mark)
Why did the chicken sit in the middle of the road?
Because she wanted to lay it on the line! (submitted by cmf)
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
It was inside the chicken's body! (submitted by Kelly Franks)
Why didn't the student cross the road?
Because there was homework on the other side! (submitted by bean)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to get away from KFC! (submitted by whit mc)
Why did the leech cross the road?
He was stuck to the chicken! (submitted by Nikki Kauppi)
Why did the dog cross the road?
He wanted to meet the chicken! (submitted by b.j.)
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off! (submitted by TS)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts! (submitted by Lela Gober)
Why did the alien cross the road?
Because he thought he was a chicken! (submitted by Amber)
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot! (submitted by anonymous)
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! (submitted by SuperEka)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum how its done! (submitted by Alyssa Brosious)
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken! (submitted by Double Trouble)
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station! (submitted by Alicia Seymour)
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot! (submitted by anonymous)
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