Doctor! Doctor! Jokes

Doctor, Doctor...People keep ingoring me!

Next! (submitted by Devon)

Doctor, Doctor...I have a strawberry stuck to my head!

I think I'll give you some cream for that! (submitted by Merse)

Doctor, Doctor...I'm invisible!

Well, then I can't see you! (submitted by twetybloo)

Doctor, Doctor...What did the x-ray of my head show?

Nothing! (submitted by Breanna Liston)

Doctor, Doctor...How is the soldier that got his left side blown away?

He's all right! (submitted by Petunia)

Doctor, Doctor...My son just swallowed a roll of film!

Lets hope nothing develops! (submitted by Snoopdoggydog)

Doctor, Doctor...All I hear is ringing!

Go pick up the phone! (submitted by Liz M. of NJ)

Doctor, Doctor...I keep seeing double!

Go sit on that couch! Which one??? (submitted by Raiss, age 12, from Australia)

Doctor, Doctor...I can't sleep!

Try sleeping on the wardrobe, you'll soon drop off! (submitted by Joe M. age 11)

Doctor, Doctor...did you hear about the boy who swallowed a quarter?

No? Well, there's no change yet! (submitted by KS)

Doctor, Doctor...My son swallowed a pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil instead! (submitted by Funny Girl)

Doctor, Doctor...I can only remember things for a few seconds!

How long has this been going on? How long has what been going on?(submitted by Susan)

Doctor, Doctor...will I be able to play the piano after my surgery?

Yes? Thats great, because I never could before! (submitted by Shortie Sportie)

Doctor, Doctor...Please, can you help me out?

Of course! Which way did you come in? (submitted by Jody Laden)

Doctor, Doctor...I feel like a pack of cards!

I'll deal with you later! (submitted by Jody Laden)

Doctor, Doctor...I feel like a pair of curtains!

Well pull yourself together then! (submitted by Micky & John Burch)

Doctor, Doctor...I need glasses!

Yes, you do...this is the blacksmiths! (submitted by Xi)

Doctor, Doctor...I keep thinking I'm a rubber band!

Stretch yourself out on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor...I keep thinking I'm a mosquito!

Go away sucker!

Doctor, Doctor...Everyone thinks I'm a liar!

I don't believe you!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm turning into a frog!

Oh, You're just playing too much croquet!



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