What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?

Patty! (submitted by Joe)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?

Frank! (submitted by Joe)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?

Bill! (submitted by Annette S.)

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to get to the bottom! (submitted by Kelsey, New Plymouth, New Zealand)

Did you hear about the Indian chief who drank 15 cups of tea before bed-time?

That night he drown in his tea-pee! (submitted by mommylee)

Why did the boy bring toilet paper to the birthday party?

Because he's a party pooper! (submitted by Jackson Kahl)

What's grosser than gross?

Eating raisin bran when your brother can't find his scab collection! (submitted by Katie)

Why don't elephants pick their nose?

They don't know where to hide a 30 pound booger! (submitted by Jacob Luedecke)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives in a bush?

Russell! (submitted by A.M.)

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil! (submitted by Tails)

If you go into the bathroom an American & come out Japanese, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European! (submitted by Rachael)

What do you call a guy who was born in New York, married in Florida, and died in Ohio?

Dead! (submitted by sabina)

Did you hear the joke about the fart?

You don't want to, it stinks! (submitted by Jessica)

What is black and white and red all over?

A nun in a blender! (submitted by TABE)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art! (submitted by Josh)

Why did the umpire bring toilet paper to the game?

Because the bases were loaded! (submitted by Rachelle)

What is invisible and smells like a banana?

A monkey's fart! (submitted by Buffy)

What is red & green and goes 300 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender! (submitted by Payton Burgess)

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob! (submitted by Katie & Lizzy)

Where does dragon milk come from?

A cow with no legs! (submitted by Shanda)

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind before he hits the windshield?

His butt! (submitted by Tator Tot)

What is grosser than gross?

Falling off the Empire State Building & getting your eyelid caught on a nail! (submitted by Michael Clark)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your doorstep?

Matt! (submitted by jam)

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea-weed! (submitted by Seth)

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug! (submitted by Dave)

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas! (submitted by Dave)

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he can't come anyways! (submitted by Wesley Wickersham)

Who likes nasty things better, a frog or the son of a supermarket owner?

The son, he's a little grocer! (submitted by Cuban Playaz)

Why does a gorilla have big nostrils?

Because it has big fingers! (submitted by Rhino)

What did Data see in the toilet?

The Captain's log! (submitted by Shane)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

Decomposing! (submitted by Gabby)

What do you call a one legged lady?

Eileen! (submitted by Nick)

What is the difference between boogers & broccoli?

Kids don't eat broccoli! (submitted by Emily Schafer)

How do you make a kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

My friend is built upside down...

His nose runs, and his feet smell! (submitted by my Daddy)



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