Knock-Knock Jokes
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Who's There?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams!
(submitted by Leah)
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Who's There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
(submitted by Ashley from East Meadow, NY)
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Who's There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!
(submitted by David, Jacob, and Meg from Charlotte, NC)
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Who's There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
(submitted by Danny C.)
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Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?
(submitted by Karla M.)
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Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
(submitted by Gonzo in Canada)
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Who's There?
Accordian
Accordian who?
Accordian to the Weather Channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
(submitted by p.c.)
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Who's There?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima gonna knock the door down, let me in!
(submitted by GageDogg)
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Who's There?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?
(submitted by Amber)
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Who's There?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name again!
(submitted by Mallory Baum)
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Who's There?
Yah
Yah who?
If you're that excited about a person at the door, imagine a phone call!
(submitted by Marie)
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Who's There?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom on, you know who I am!
(submitted by Heather & Kayla)
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Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
(submitted by Emaan)
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Who's There?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
(submitted by Ama & Dara)
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Who's There?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
(submitted by Ama & Dara)
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Who's There?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica my lunch yet? I'm starved!
(submitted by JMoore)
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Who's There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita hug!
(submitted by Stephanie Fellner)
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Who's There?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip the gas tank please!
(submitted by Buffy)
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Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes is very bad joke!
(submitted by Deano)
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Who's There?
Interrupting cow
Interrup..
MOO!
(submitted by Kyle)
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Who's There?
Who
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
(submitted by Godzilla)
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Who's There?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
(submitted by Juliana Guisti)
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Who's There?
I am
I am who?
Don't you know who you are?
(submitted by Hilary)
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Who's There?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo Beep Beep!
(submitted by Brandt)
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Who's There?
Major
Major who?
Major answer the door!
(submitted by Sarah K.)
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Who's There?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry sorry I ate the mystery meat special!
(submitted by Brittany)
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Who's There?
Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore made out of wood?
(submitted by Wolpac)
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Who's There?
Gopher
Gopher who?
Gopher a walk with the dog, would ya?
(submitted by Derek Engen)
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Who's There?
Tuba
Tuba who?
Tuba toothpaste!
(submitted by Lindy)
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Who's There?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza nice guy once you get to know him!
(submitted by The queen of kings)
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Who's There?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you loan me some money?
(submitted by Dominique)
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Who's There?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up, I'm starved!
(submitted by Joan)
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Who's There?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling me these stupid knock-knock jokes!
(submitted by Rachel)
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Who's There?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy why you fell off the horse, the saddle was loose!
(submitted by Lauren S.)
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Who's There?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
(submitted by jordan)
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Who's There?
Canteloupe
Canteloupe who?
Canteloupe without a girl!
(submitted by RM)
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Who's There?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me baby!
(submitted by Patch)
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Who's There?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza on earth, good will to men!
(submitted by Bernice M.)
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Who's There?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana vash your vindows!
(submitted by Matt)
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Who's There?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
(submitted by Rebecca Powell)
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Who's There?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
(submitted by Mary)
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Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand in the cold while some dope keeps asking who's there?
(submitted by Mamta)
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Who's There?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
(submitted by Ange)
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Who's There?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I'd use the bell, but its broken so I had to knock!
(submitted by helakaia)
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Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to let me in?
(submitted by Sean)
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Who's There?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
(submitted by Wes & Garrick)
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Who's There?
I'm up
I'm up who?
HaHaHa...I know you are!
(submitted by Jane)
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Who's There?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference, just open the door!
(submitted by Rosemary)
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Who's There?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo, owls go who!
(submitted by Holly)
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Who's There?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me and we'll live together forever!
(submitted by Kelly & Ryan)
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Who's There?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me or you'll get lost!
(submitted by Alicia)
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Who's There?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip a plate and dig in!
(submitted by Sam)
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Who's There?
Pasture
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?
(submitted by Monica J. M.)
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Who's There?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
(submitted by Adriana Robles)
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Who's There?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in da mouth and dats why I talk dis way!
(submitted by Leslie & Kristy)
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Who's There?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
(submitted by Mark Hirschmiller)
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Who's There?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
(submitted by Andrea J. Gonzalez)
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Who's There?
Al
Al who?
Al get the door!
(submitted by Amy)
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Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
(submitted by anonymous)
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Who's There?
Roach
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
(submitted by Jessica)
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Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!
(submitted by Jessika from Amityville, NY)
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Who's There?
A boy who can't reach the doorbell!!!!
(submitted by Punky & Mom)
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Who's There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!
(submitted by Anita & Lauren)
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Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!
(submitted by Cara M.)
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Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!
(submitted by Hopalong 87)
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Who's There?
A Shoe
A Shoe Who?
God Bless You?
(submitted by Mason Hester)
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Who's There?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
(submitted by Rob)
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Who's There?
Banana
Banana who?
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Who's There?
Banana
Banana who?
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Who's There?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I stopped saying banana?
(submitted by Nilsa)
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Who's There?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!
(submitted by Rhonda)
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Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of here!
(submitted by Bill)
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Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, its only a joke!
(submitted by Myron & Bernie)
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Who's There?
Does an owl say
Does an owl say Who?
Yup!
(submitted by Myron & Bernie)
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