What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?

A rash of good luck! (submitted by Juliet)

What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?

Fast Food! (submitted by Skye B., age 11, from Woodstown N.J.)

What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?

A Hawaiian Punch! (submitted by Megan Raffle)

What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk! (submitted by Katti)

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?

A very itchy neck! (submitted by Cute Dork)

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?

Roost beef! (submitted by Kaylee Myers)

What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?

Flatman & Ribbon! (submitted by shorty & Twiggy)

What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?

A Silly Billy! (submitted by Stuart)

What do you get when you cross a galaxy with a toad?

Star Warts! (submitted by K)

What do you get when you cross a strawberry with a road?

A traffic jam! (submitted by K)

What do you get when you cross a lizard and a baby?

A creepy crawler! (submitted by Andrew Smith)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino! (submitted by Angie)

What do you get when you cross a bat and a bell?

A dingbat! (submitted by Will)

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Milk & quackers! (submitted by RJ)

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo & a sheep?

A wooly jumper! (submitted by Lucy)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?

A Pacadermatologist! (submitted by Geneland)

What do you get when you cross a blue cat and a red parrot?

A purple carrot! (submitted by Co Op)

What do you get when you cross a T-Rex with a dog?

Something that drinks out of any toilet it wants to! (submitted by Bobby)

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A farm animal that can milk itself! (submitted by Greg)

What do you get when you cross a bank with a skunk?

Dollars and scents! (submitted by Whitney Bowen)

What do you get when you cross oatmeal & ducks?

Quacker oatmeal! (submitted by Sarah the J)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo ?

Potholes all over Australia! (submitted by Bocka2)

What do you get when you cross a parrot & a centipede?

A walkie-talkie! (submitted by Bonnie Beth Bailey)

What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?

A very hairy omelette! (submitted by Brookey)

What do you get when you cross a Karate expert with a pig?

Pork chops! (submitted by Tinker Tot)



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