Moron Jokes
What did the moron say when her husband called her on her cell phone?
How did you know I was at Wal Mart? (submitted by A-man)
What did the moron say when he put a quarter in the parking meter?
Hey! Where is my gumball! (submitted by koco)
How do you know when a moron has been making chocolate chip cookies?
There are M&M shells on the floor! (submitted by Mac)
How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone! (submitted by Ally)
How did the moron try to kill a fish?
He tried to drown it! (submitted by Ally)
Why did the moron drive his truck off the bridge?
He wanted to check his airbrakes! (submitted by Amber)
Why can't a moron dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone! (submitted by Hailli)
Why did the moron climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side! (submitted by B12MAN)
How did the moron try to kill a bird?
He threw it off a cliff! (submitted by M Pinky)
Why was the moron hitting his head against the wall?
Because it felt so good when he stopped ! (submitted by Slim)
How do you drown a moron?
Put scratch-n-sniff stickers at the bottom of the pool! (submitted by Josh)
Why did the moron tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! (submitted by K)
How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3...one to hold the bulb, and 2 to turn the chair! (submitted by Joel)
Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton said Concentrate! (submitted by Samantha)
Why did the moron open the refrigerator door?
He wanted to see the salad dressing! (submitted by Emily Nye)
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back! (submitted by Justin)
Did you hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night! (submitted by Crystal)
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner! (submitted by Shel)
Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left"! (submitted by Dennis)
What do you call 12 morons at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket! (submitted by Me)
If a moron & an idiot fell off a building, who would land first?
The idiot...the moron would stop and ask for directions! (submitted by Rose)
How can you tell when a moron has been using the computer?
There is white-out all over the screen! (submitted by RA)
What did the moron say when he saw cheerios?
Oh Look, Doughnut seeds! (submitted by AB & KL)
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow! (submitted by Mina)
How did the moron break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree! (submitted by Lizzy)
How do you get a moron out of a tree?
Wave at him! (submitted by Jennifer)
Why can't a moron make kool-aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water into that little pack! (submitted by Sonny Robbins)
Why did the moron get fired from the M&M factory?
Because he threw away all the W's! (submitted by B)
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