What kind of pants does a ghost wear?
Boo Jeans! (submitted by John)
Why are monsters such bad dancers?
Because they have 7 left feet! (submitted by Trevor)
What do vampires wear in the fall?
Their bat-to-school clothes! (submitted by Natasha McLaren)
Why did they have to stop the monster baseball game early?
Because someone dropped the bat & it flew away! (submitted by Trevor)
Little Monster: I hate my teachers guts!
Mom Monster: Then just eat around them! (submitted by Rosebud)
Little Monster: Should I eat my fries with my fingers?
Mom Monster: No, you should eat them seperately! (submitted by H.A.S.)
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Potato Ships! (submitted by Lee)
What kind of cheese do monsters eat?
Monsterella! (submitted by Michelle)
What do you call a monster that was locked in the freezer?
A cool ghoul! (submitted by Catgirl)
What do you call a 10 foot tall monster?
Shorty! (submitted by Catgirl)
How can you tell a martian would be a good gardener?
They all have green thumbs! (submitted by Payne Rains)
What is a vampire's favorite kind of coffee?
De-coffin-ated! (submitted by gillis)
Why did they call the Cyclops a playboy?
Because he had an eye for the ladies! (submitted by L.B.)
What did one ghost say to the other?
Don't spook until you're spooken to! (submitted by emaan)
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A Sand Witch! (submitted by Emily Nye)
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away the W! (submitted by Laura in CT)
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but she changes it into a toad! (submitted by JOJO)
Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
The Boogie Man! (submitted by Bob)
What do you get when a ghost sits in a tree?
Petrified wood! (submitted by Kate Brown)
What is a monster's favorite drink?
Ghoul-Aid! (submitted by Lindsay)
Where does a ghost go on Saturday nights?
Somewhere he can boogie! (submitted by Ebony)
What is a spooks favorite ride?
A roller-ghoster! (submitted by anonymous)
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Necktarines! (submitted by b-man)
What is Dracula's favorite place in New York?
The Vampire State Building! (submitted by Jody Laden)
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berries and I Scream! (submitted by anonymous)
Why can't the Invisible Man pass school?
The teacher always marks him absent! (submitted by J.T. Hargwood)
Why did the monster eat the north pole?
He was in the mood for a frozen dinner! (submitted by J.T. Hargwood)
What is the best way to call Frankenstein's monster?
Long distance! (submitted by Jordan Peltier)
What is a ghosts favorite bed time story?
Little Boo Peep! (submitted by Jordan Peltier)
What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A boo-boo! (submitted by Angel)
Why do they have a fence around the graveyard?
Everyone is dying to get in! (submitted by anonymous)
What is a vampire's favorite type of boat?
Blood vessels! (submitted by Evan Flanders)
What is a ghost's favorite type of fruit?
Boo-berry! (submitted by Evan Flanders)
What did the vampire say when he was done biting someone?
Its been nice gnawing you! (submitted by cool man J)
What did the skeleton say to the twin witches?
Which witch is which? (submitted by Anika)
Why is the vampire so unpopular?
Because he is a pain in the neck! (submitted by Greenbay)
What does a ghost do when he gets in a car?
Puts his sheet belt on! (submitted by Brent Thomas Eliss)
Why didn't the ghost eat liver?
He didn't have the stomach for it! (submitted by Evan)
What did the baby monster say to his babysitter?
I want my mummy! (submitted by Sarah M.)
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get! (submitted by cartman)
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend! (submitted by A.G.)
Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Nobody can eat just one potato ship! (submitted by Jessica)
Why did Reptar get a ticket?
He ran through a stomp sign! (submitted by Maegin)
What did the mother ghost say to her baby?
Don't spook unless spooken to! (submitted by Megan L.)
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap! (submitted by Allison)
What kind of boots do spooks wear?
Ghoulashes! (submitted by Karl H.)
Where do ghosts live?
On dead ends! (submitted by Monica)
Why didn't Dracula have many friends?
He was a pain in the neck! (submitted by Camella Leigh)
What kind of witch turns out the lights?
A Light-witch! (submitted by Whazup99)
What did one skeleton say to the other?
If we had any guts we'd get out of here! (submitted by Charissa)
What do you call a vampire's dog?
A Blood Hound! (submitted by Chad)
How do you know when a ghost is sad?
He says Booooooooo Hoooooooo! (submitted by Alysha Schneider)
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he didn't have anyBODY to go with! (submitted by Adam)
What does a Triceratops sit on?
A Triceratops bottom! (submitted by Chris B. from Washington D.C.)
What is Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa! (submitted by Nathan)
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Booties! (submitted by anonymous)
Why did the troll tell jokes to the mirror?
He wanted to see it crack up! (submitted by Kristin LeBlanc)
Why do skeletons play the piano in church?
Because they don't have any organs! (submitted by Ashley)
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin'! (submitted by Stephanie Cecil)
What is a witches favorite class in school?
Spelling! (submitted by Ava)
What bear goes around scaring other animals?
Winnie The Boo! (submitted by Mayra Garcia)
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He didn't have the guts! (submitted by Nicole)
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