What is the difference between a heavyweight boxer & a man with a cold?
One knows his blows and the other blows his nose! (submitted by the Roles family)
Did you hear about the marathon runner who worked as a chimney sweep?
He was a great runner but suffered from Athlete's Soot! (submitted by Chris)
Why are baseball stadium seats so cold?
Because FANS sit in them! (submitted by Pup)
Does it take longer to run from first base to second or second base to third?
Second base to third because there is a shortstop! (submitted by Allstar_12)
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team! (submitted by jennaleigh)
What should you do when 19 guys are running at you?
Throw the football! (submitted by B12MAN)
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it! (submitted by Jenna Hagen)
Which baseball team also takes care of sick animals?
The New York Vets! (submitted by JOJO)
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Because they dribble! (submitted by HLS)
What do a dog & a baseball player have in common?
They both catch flies, chase strays, & run for home when they see the catcher! (submitted by gloriafan)
Why did they have to close down Lambeau Field?
There was MOSS growing in the endzone! (submitted by Josh Silvernagel)
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
For stealing the bases! (submitted by Allie Curtis)
Why were the baseball players so hot & sweaty?
Because their fans went away! (submitted by Teresa)
Why is Cinderella a poor basketball player?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach! (submitted by Gretchen)
Why did the campers bring a baseball player with them?
To pitch the tent! (submitted by Lindsay & Kat)
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback! (submitted by cmf)
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
Because she ran away from the ball! (submitted by Charissa)
What kind of football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head! (submitted by jpmac44)
Why did the wrestlers play in the dark?
Because their match wouldn't light! (submitted by Jimmy Bednash)
Why did the golfer take a spare pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! (submitted by Monique Willis, NSW Australia)
Why didn't the nose make the volleyball team?
He didn't get picked! (submitted by anonymous)
What is the biggest diamond in the world?
A baseball diamond! (submitted by Koreen Bollinger)
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